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There's some overlapping options here. CEOs frequently claim to wake up at 5AM and do a load of woo woo voodoo bullshit to 'spot opportunities', and they're useless members of society.
To be fair it's not an IFF (if and only if)
"Well, first I put in a solid 2 hours at the gym, and then I go meet with my spiritual mentor, and then it's another 2 hours back at the gym. Finally I read the newspapers for an hour or two. At this point, I can go for a quick 7am breakfast and be into the office by 9:30, after a quick swim at the gym. But not before my personal meeting with the lord."