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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

"Well, first I put in a solid 2 hours at the gym, and then I go meet with my spiritual mentor, and then it's another 2 hours back at the gym. Finally I read the newspapers for an hour or two. At this point, I can go for a quick 7am breakfast and be into the office by 9:30, after a quick swim at the gym. But not before my personal meeting with the lord."