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[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 65 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This isn’t sufficiently enterprisey for Java. There should be a Roman numeral factory followed by relevant fromString and toInteger methods.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago

Ugh. Literally refactored multiple factories into straightforward functions in the most recent sprint where I work.

Someone saw a public factory method which was a factory for a reason and just cargo culted multiple private methods using the same pattern.