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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The love of my life gets hangry like this… the conversation usually goes something like:

I’m hungry

what would you like?

I dunno, I just want food

We could make _____

No! not that.

Okay, does ____ sound good?

that’ll take too long

how about _____

that’s too much work

what about [takeout]

I can’t wait that long for you to go get it. I’m hungry now.

How about [fastest takeout in town]

TOOOOOOOOO! LOOOOOOOONG!
I NEED FOOD NOW!

Uhh… Uhh… We have cereal?

Eww! Gross!

I don’t know how to help you.

I don’t known how you can’t understand that I’M HUNGRY. All I want is food. It doesn’t matter what.

Well apparently it does matter.

I don’t need that attitude! I need you to FEEEEED MEEEE!

Good God! Here’s a snackbar and a sparkly beverage. Go sit down away from the kitchen and I’ll have a box of risotto ready in less than 15 minutes.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Is the love of your life a spoiled child?