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Hi Texans, I'm sure you'll have a great time at your away home game in Charlotte today. If you see any players you'd like to give way too little for, or if you have any players you'd like us to give way too much for, just let the front office know and we will try way too hard to work something out.

And if you need anything else just let us know, I should be over here just pounding my head into the wall and working on fire everyone memes. In the unlikely event we do win, of course I will delete this comment and begin making posts about how we are in fact the best team in the league, Fritterer is a genius, and we are super bowl bound.

Thanks!