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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Stupid ass private education bullshit

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[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It costs money to get a piece of paper from old, decrepit, incompetent assholes who once got pieces of paper from older, decrepiter, incompetenter assholes.

There's a motivational-poster-level quote in here somewhere.

One of my flight students had a Ph.D. in computer analysis of french literature. He would tell the story of a tenured professor who was THE world's expert in 19th century German poetry, but who was bathtub-full-of-artichokes insane. He would put on a funny hat and take his umbrella and march up and down the quad like he was commanding ze kaizer's own marching band.

It was my job to teach this man "A TOMATO FLAMES." The world has never made sense and neither should you.

Asshole on the internet is good, asshole on the internet is wise.

But seriously, go to the library and read a book, even people who deserve to be alive will tell you that.