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POV: You're a programmer (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 85 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Jokes on her, I've transitioned since last Christmas.

[–] Fisherswamp@programming.dev 83 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can still bring a girl though

[–] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mission failed successfully: I'm bringing my enby instead and you can't stop me.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 9 months ago

If your mum is not OK with this, can I be your adoptive parent?

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am the girl! Hmm, but maybe I'll bring another one too? 🤔

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The more the merrier!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's yuletide! everyone (except that person. they know what they did) is welcome and celebrated!

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not sorry

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

when you burst into the wedding promising doom and death, we didn't kick you out because we didn't believe you, we kicked you out because we already knew. i mean, i'm involved let's be real.