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[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What kind of burgers are you eating mate?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Normal ones. You know, a classic 80:20 fat:meat, 2 pounder, covered in every condiment known to mankind, and garnished with Carolina Reapers stuffed with bacon and cream cheese. Pretty reasonable recipe.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure! I'll be friends with anyone who wants a friend and doesn't have a latent desire to cause me physical, mental, or emotional harm.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Crap that rules me out then, I was only in it for the axe murdering

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Shit, that's the thing I'm most scared of: things that scare me.

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sorry, doesn’t bother my gut biome, don’t understand.

I do, an old roommate was lactose sensitive/intolerant, the bathroom was not safe on pizza night.