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Anon is looking for a girlfriend (lemmy.today)

submitted 1 week ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Move to Italy” seems like a pretty good opening gambit.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or open a really good Italian restaurant or deli, move to New Jersey, New York or Chicago, join the mafia, become Roman Catholic, make a big deal out of celebrating Columbus Day every year, the options are endless.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can guarantee OP cannot handle a NJ Italian American Divorcée

[–] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or the crazy ex-husband who hangs around with a bunch of guys who are definitely not in the mob.

If you know what's good for you.