Your post was created after 2022....
No1
That dude had a mission to be constantly buzzed.
Scotch for breakfast, champagne for lunch, don't even talk about dinner....
Two I like from history:
A lady called Winston Churchill drunk. Churchill replied: "Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. I shall be sober in the morning."
Robert Muldoon, Prime Minister of New Zealand, when asked about the migration of NZers to Australia replied "Well, it raises the IQ of both countries."
I'm sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.
By order of the Peaky fookin' Bloinders!
~~Developers! Developers! Developers!~~
AI! AI! AI!
"This stupid treaty was signed by Lyndon B Johnson. Some say the B stood for 'Big'. He had a Big Johnson (accordion hands). Not as big as my Johnson. Everyone knows I'm 'uge. Just ask Ivanka. Or Melania. Or Stormy. No don't ask Stormy, she's a nasty woman who tells the truth....No! She lies! Nasty, nasty woman!"
What if the Top 1%'s solution to climate change is to just keep going until 90% (or more) of the poors die off?
Then you can cut all your production and pollution by 90% (or more)
It doesn't have to be all at once. Just let people gradually boil, freeze, drown, starve, die of thirst, whatever.
Except "Unknown Extra"
There were weird 1 downvotes on a bunch of comments, and I can't help but think of the coyote, furious, crouching over a keyboard, "smashing that dislike button" 🤣
It has at least 10 pardons worth of cash and untraceable gems!
Avoid umbrellas and tea