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The number of places that expect you to download their app to do business with them, or sign up with them, is beyond disturbing.

I now actively try to make their life difficult. I'll ring up,.or try to order at the counter. I had a table at one place, and rang up and ordered pick up. Better service than I was getting lol

And then I pull out my wallet and try to pay with cash and all hell breaks loose 🤣

I shit you not. I have seen red MAGA caps here in Australia, and they are not on US tourists.

I can't even......

Fool me once yadayada, fool me 7,835,283 times again.

You forgot that Trump will pre-emptively pardon himself and everyone involved, and so nobody will ever be held accountable or face any consequences.

So many interviews devolve into:

"Why do you want to work for this company?"

Which is code for

"Just how desperate for this job are you?"

"Claude, write me a recursive AI prompt, then execute it."

"I'll be leaving for the day. Notify me if anything changes."

Peace Plan?

Does he even have a concept of a plan yet?

Let the little birdies just Beat it!

Also, higher interest rates flow through to those with existing loans and also if/when they refinance. From businesses to credit cards, payday loans, probably even pawn shops. Even the government itself.

If you have to pay more on your loan, you have less to spend on everything else.

So, interest rate rises also put a handbrake on spending, which slows down the economy, and attempts to slow down inflation too. In theory.

Stay tuned next week where we learn about how once you get inflation reducing, it usually means a rise in unemployment!

The good times never end

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yy 4 i

For a moment my brain thought:

"Is R-word = Republican? With a hard R?"

"Hello, Harambe, I'm President Donald J Trump, but you can call me Donald.

You know, a lot of people say you and I are alike. A lot of people, very smart people, some may even be smarter than me. They say we're alike because we're both big, strong, have great hair and huge hands.

But here you are eating ban-nan-nas. I don't eat ban-nan-nas. Actually I don't eat any type of fruit. Fruit is for pussies.

So, I'm gonna order in some hamberders. Have you ever had McDonalds, Harambe? Oh, it's fabulous! You'll love it, I promise you, Harambe."

Harambe kills himself.