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[–] MissingGhost@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish they sold them by shits instead of by sheets. "This package is good for 100 regular shits or 50 creamy shits."

[–] mugthol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This would be incredibly unreliable. I'd rather want the hard facts: how many sheets per roll and how many plies

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Welcome to our newest technology, mini sheets! They are much softer and better for your anal health. Good luck guessing what size they are.