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Man in Taiwan somehow gets 8cm by 6cm ceramic cup in bottom, claims it got there 'by accident' (mothership.sg)

submitted 1 week ago by schizoidman@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (8 children)

That cup has seen some shit

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If you can fit a cup, you are not a newb and only newbs forget to properly flush before doing butt stuff.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't flushing bad for the microbiome?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Not as bad a tea cups or impacted feces stuck in the colon. You don't have to do a full colonic unless you are going very deep. You just need to clear the lower colon, so a couple of passes with an enema bulb should do the trick.

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