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The lighter side. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zout@fedia.io 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Luck definitely exists, but actions like knocking on wood or not using white lighters don't influence it.

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Having white skin increases your luck. People will just seem to treat you a little bit better, and opportunities will come your way with less effort. That's because people are racist.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Then the fucken universe is downright racist against my pale ass, because my luck when it comes to non social elements is right shit.

Also I am well into the unhealthy paleness level so folks just kinda avoid me which is nice.