this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2025
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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny, this made me think of kidnapping & ransom demand.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

WITH nail polish