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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 93 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Oh god, uBlock or privacy badger needs to do this

[–] MSBBritain@lemmy.world 79 points 3 months ago (5 children)

While funny, the whole idea of tracking your data enough to give you a wrapped kind of goes completely against everything these extensions are supposed to do.

My suggested alternative is you click the wrapped button and it just says:

"Fucked if I know! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It could keep a local count, wouldn’t need to communicate it out. It basically already shows you how many things are getting blocked, it would just be a funny end of year easter egg

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah a local record of blocked ads would be trivial to save and no need to upload.

[–] eatham@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

It already shows how many ads have been blocked.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 3 months ago

"who cares, fuck em"

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Well. uBlock does track total blocks

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

But it does say right on that page:

Take note that the network request logger in uBO is a forward-looking logger: this means only future requests can be logged.

In the spirit of efficiency, uBO will log entries IF AND ONLY IF the logger is opened. Otherwise, if the logger is not opened, no CPU/memory resources are consumed by uBO for logging purpose.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Or it could just be made up static data

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 20 points 3 months ago

https://github.com/dhowe/AdNauseam is the closest to this that I know of

[–] ArchEngel@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

That would legit get me to pay them or donate or something. Such a hilarious idea.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 9 points 3 months ago

I totally want a uBO version of that

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Advanced Privacy" app on /e/-os (opensource android ROM) sends me occasional notifications about apps with most trackers haha. Also has a "wall of shame" (it's literally called that) where you can browse the worst offending apps