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“Alone.” Pfft. Do you think she was alone for the first 200 years of her life too?
Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
37?
In a row?!?
My rent was due.
Then why didn't you charge them?
See you in six days.
4 at a time. They were lined up tip to tip at each hand for maximum efficiency. This is a job buddy.
I dont need centuries to successfully run backwards through a field of dicks.
Iirc, yeah basically. Marcille aged faster than other elves and slower than the other races of humans, so she basically never had friends growing up. That's her entire motivation for going into the dungeon, she wants to find a way to equalize the race's lifespans so that no one has to go through what she's gone through anymore
Well yeah but the text mentions elves, not half elves. I think that the pic is only tangentially related and just because they confused Marcille's ears as elf ears.