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Anon buys a can of beans (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans

Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.

Edit: My roommate, who is pansexual, says I should have said anon is pan “because you can put beans in a pan” …I think we might both just be very sleep deprived because, rereading this, I’m not sure either joke is actually funny at all but we’re cracking up lol

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago

You can also put tomato and salad in a pan, but there is no tomato and salad, and that is sad.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

no no no, you're right that's a good joke

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

The fakeness and gayness test is always mandatory, don't worry about funniness