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[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know those guys so they can say what they want. We don't just ship. We code, review, test and only then deploy. I will build this the only way I can see and it'll take 3 days. Want me to start this?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too late. They already outsourced it to someone who promised to get it done in one day for half the price.

Of course, it will take six months to fix all the problems it causes, but that is next quarter's problem.

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, who outsources 1 piece of work like that. Never seen it done. Onboarding and exposure of code to outside world are big risks.