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LONDON (AP) — Four men were charged Monday over the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from Blenheim Palace, the sprawling English country mansion where British wartime leader Winston Churchill was born.

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[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I recognize that toilet! No joke, I pooped in it when it was installed in the NYC Guggenheim (where this article’s photo was taken).

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I, too, saw that toilet at the Guggenheim. However, I don’t remember it being available to use—how were you so chosen?

[–] Salamendacious@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure about the Guggenheim but in London the article says:

The golden toilet was fully functioning, and prior to the theft, visitors to the exhibition could book a three-minute appointment to use it.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

how can you know when you're gonna poop in advance with that amount of precision

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

If you don’t prepare to poop, you poop to fail

[–] INeedMana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Some time ago there was a post on lemmy with a question how to not poop for 3 days. OP was adamant on not saying what do they need it for. The post is now deleted but I think it might be a clue... ;D

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

by knowing thyself inside

[–] crypticthree@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Coffee and Taco Bell and the gold will not be seen at the bottom.

[–] Salamendacious@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I was gonna say, have a cup of cold brew and you’ll have no trouble

[–] Salamendacious@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

It definitely works for me

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

When I was there, there was a short line to use it, so after I learned it was a special toilet, I just got in line. I try not to poop in public toilets as a rule, but this seemed like the ideal exception to make.

E: also, it’s a real shame that you weren’t allowed to use it, as use was the primary intention of the artist. I googled it to make sure I wasn’t misremembering…

From the Guggenheim’s website:

Its participatory nature, in which viewers are invited to make use of the fixture individually and privately, allows for an experience of unprecedented intimacy with a work of art.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I think I must have seen it when there was no line. Nobody expressly told me I couldn't use it, but it was obviously an exhibit, and I don’t make a habit of taking risky poops in art.

If I had only known…

[–] brothershamus@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think what we've shared here is a teaching moment. Everyone: Poop in Art. They probably want you to!

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

If there isn’t a sign saying you can’t do something, then that means you probably should. Got it.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can completely understand that conclusion. It’s the first and last piece of art that I’ve literally shit on, and it felt weird doing it. It also made me contemplate why toilet seats are the only item in the world that we are ok touching with our skin after many strangers’ bare asses have touched it.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s because, ideally, only the legs and outer cheeks are touching the seat. If a person with short shorts sits in a chair, nobody thinks twice about sitting in the same chair. One anus brushes a seat, and everyone loses their minds.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was never assuming any anus touched a seat. I was only talking about cheeks.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I thought it was customary to rub your anus all over the seat to mark your territory?

[–] SheeEttin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where does it say you aren't allowed to use it? That quote says you can.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, my point was that you can use it. I know because I did use it, and the quote was there to back up my experience.

[–] SheeEttin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh, "you" referred to that individual instance, I read it as the general.

This is why more people should adopt the second person plural "y'all".

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Haha. I’m with you on the “y’all” usage. Ambiguity is annoying.

[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Or we can go back to using the singular thy and reserve you for plural like in romance languages.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

This is why more people should adopt the second person plural “y’all”.

Oh, heavens, no! I wouldn't be heard uttering such vulgar language.

"Me and that shitter go way back."