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[–] adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 58 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Be hooman, eat much seed. Seed good. Wheat like seed. Wheat good. Rock smash seed, easy eat seed.

Rain make smash seed taste funny. Fire make rain smash seed tastey. Society.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's actually been theorized that beer was a driving factor for humanity discovering agriculture.

[–] WalterLego@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

There's also a theory (maybe the same as you mentioned) that says man settled down because they had to stay in one place for the whole brewing process.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Historical giggling intensifies.