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A German Satire newspaper suggested changing the name to Epstein Island, so Trump would lose interest very quickly, and deny ever wanting to annex it.
Lol I think they should do that so the whole world's attention is drawn to the fact he's (probably) a pedophile.
I'm fairly confident we could beat this guy by just calling him a nonce over and over again
Well, apparently JD asked the EU to take Trumps comments seriously. Which is funny to me. The VP has to ask world leaders to stop assuming the president is just talking BS as they are used to…