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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Then explain why I wet myself?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

now this is funny; “ha ha” funny

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world requested that someone help answer their wet dilemma, and you've responded saying that it's funny?? Poor Ivan! I'm not laughing, my friend. I'll get you the answers you seek!

Have you tried not drinking soda before bedtime?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Because you're an alcoholic