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A wife tells her programmer husband: β€œGo to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.”

He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies: β€œThey had eggs".

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[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I... like this joke and haven't heard it before!

Is this allowed or do I have to shit on it to be cool?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Welcome to lemmy!