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The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off (2026 Edition) (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

"It's compiling" - https://xkcd.com/303/

When was GitHub down last? I must have missed it.

Last time it might have been down, I was probably still writing code and committing it locally and didn't notice.

[โ€“] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

It was down earlier today. Came back up right around when I posted this.