this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If a tree falls in the woods…

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago

Reasonably sure anon was born with it.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Maybelline's mindshare: ↗️↗️↗️