Imagine anon's surprise when someone digs it up in 100 years and it turns out they accidentally drew dickbutt instead.
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026
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"This mysterious artifact must have served some religious purpose"
The archaeologically appropriate description: "Object of worship for fertility rituals."
The object: a huge thick veiny dildo.
Guys I found it!
If no one has seen it, how do we even know its pepe and not just gay porn?
Fake: backyard implies Anon has a house
Gay: could really be gay porn after all
He could be at his mom's house so maybe
Fake: anon goes outside
He had 12 witnesses who saw the plates
What about gay porn pepe?
The rarest pepe
Superposition pepe.
And tips where to get rare Pepes?
Mspaint or equivalent
I dug up his Pepe, and it turns out he didn't even draw Pepe. He drew Mac Tonight.
If a tree falls in the woods…
… maybe it’s Maybelline?
Reasonably sure anon was born with it.
Maybelline's mindshare: ↗️↗️↗️
With any luck it will be found and meet just the right peoole who will speculate on it's meaning for generations.
On my way to dig up every lawn in America to find this artifact and show it to the world. I'll be famous!