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For that modern web feeling (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by bestelbus22@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

cwkr:"what is that?"

me: "programmer humor."

cwkr: "but...you aren't a programmer....(???)"

me: "I know."

cwkr: "do you...know any programming stuff?"

me: "nope!"

cwkr: "then...how do you understand it?"

me: "I don't. that's what makes it funny :)"

[–] bestelbus22@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You must now learn programming. The dopamine hit you get when you get the computer to do what you want is out of this world (to me at least).

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

here I go!!!

[–] bestelbus22@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nice. Remember that everything is super complicated so don't get too ambitious too quickly. If you run out of ideas for simple things to make i can recommend

https://adventofcode.com/ : yearly programming puzzle advent calendar that gets increasingy difficult with the days. When you're starting out you should probably stick with the first couple of days. You can check out older advent calendars by visiting https://adventofcode.com/%7Byear%7D (like https://adventofcode.com/2024 for example).
https://projecteuler.net/archives : also programming challenges that increase in difficulty. These are mostly related to mathematics.
Building a web site from scratch (HTML / JavaScript / CSS). What's nice about this is that you can start off really simple:

<html>
<body>
<h1>Hello World!</h1>
</body>
</html>

and make it more complex as you go + you get very quick visual feedback as you can see the browser making your project come to life. A great online resource for learning web technologies is https://www.w3schools.com/

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

ooooh thanks! also the website is for, like, kids to learn code so expect it'll be simple enough.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

oh ok

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

wait how