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Update: We're messing up Melania Trump's Amazon search results (lemmy.world)
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This is an update to this post.

This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It's pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.

We're going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it's high in the results. Maybe #1!

The book is perfect: It's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. (Fun fact: It's free because of YOU, the users of A Boring Dystopia. After your comments on the last post I reached out to the author, and they agreed to make the book free this weekend.)

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:

  1. "Buy" the book (it's free)
  2. Share this post and get other people to "buy" the book.

That's it.

Here's a link to the book, in case your Lemmy client stripped out the links above: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H

Please share and we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

wait is she a couch animorph

that's not even a good couch thats an ikea special

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look at this guy getting all snobby about the couches he fucks; like he's better than the rest of us :-D

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

Fuck, you made me wake my wife with that one!

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's Melania's magic power - but will it be enough to get her husband back from Peter Thiel's claws?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

she's no stickley. she's not even a lazy boy. i'm with betteridge on this one.