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This is an update to this post.

This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It's pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.

We're going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it's high in the results. Maybe #1!

The book is perfect: It's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. (Fun fact: It's free because of YOU, the users of A Boring Dystopia. After your comments on the last post I reached out to the author, and they agreed to make the book free this weekend.)

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:

  1. "Buy" the book (it's free)
  2. Share this post and get other people to "buy" the book.

That's it.

Here's a link to the book, in case your Lemmy client stripped out the links above: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H

Please share and we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon!

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 115 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can positively recommend some other bedside reading from the same author:

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

wait is she a couch animorph

that's not even a good couch thats an ikea special

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look at this guy getting all snobby about the couches he fucks; like he's better than the rest of us :-D

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Fuck, you made me wake my wife with that one!

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's Melania's magic power - but will it be enough to get her husband back from Peter Thiel's claws?

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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 18 points 2 days ago

I bought it because i appreciate the gesture of making his melania fanfic free for this stunt lol

My Amazon recommendations will never be the same again

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I now own a digital copy of this book.

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Don't forget to 5 star it! This author's stuff is brilliant: Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel

[–] socsa@piefed.social 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bought the paperback. I am going to put it in the neighborhood tiny library.

[–] mulcahey@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

lol this is a GREAT idea!

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I got my copy, but this also looks like a great option.

[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Stupid sexy free speech

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

The maga cucks will spin this into a good thing. “Look how much people love her, they are writing stories about her.”

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

As the mod of the bat community, I heartily approve of this effort. Long live erotic bat monsters!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol

Her husband gets all the attention. But she has something to hide, too. Melania Trump had it all. A former model living luxuriously high above New York City, she had her every whim catered to and her every want met, far from the public eye. But when her famous husband becomes President of the United States and leaves for Washington, her quiet life is thrown into disarray. Now, surrounded by young, strapping Secret Service agents and pursued by the cunning and handsome FBI director James Comey, Melania must work to keep everything from falling apart. Because Melania has secrets of her own –– deadly secrets –– and no one yet knows how far she'll go to protect them. "The best erotic supernatural political thriller I've read this week." - Christine Sims, author of Taken by the T-Rex "The Hunger Games meets 50 Shades of Grey … this was everything I didn’t know I was looking for in a book!" - Dani Fankhauser, author of Shameless: How I Lost My Virginity and Kept My Faith "I don't know what this is, but I'm totally down for this shit." - Jinn from Mercy Bar

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is a fun idea, but unfortunately Amazon's search results are pay to play. (That's why they're always so bad.)

[–] adb@jlai.lu 6 points 2 days ago

Thanks for reminding this. However, considering the small investment, still worth it even if might not be able to reach 1st place anyhow.

[–] IamtheMorgz@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (9 children)

They already stopped people from buying it, I guess.

[–] devdoggy@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is not true. I just bought the book.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I also did just now. The big yellow button said "Buy it for free" hah!

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Me too, for free still as of this comment!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

maybe you need to make a Very Private... uh... Nurchase.

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't get Kindle books on the Amazon app, you need to go thru a browser or the Kindle app

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I totally just did it through the Amazon app though 🤔

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

If you're on your phone/in the app it may stop you from buying it without the Kindle app.

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[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Melania is the worst first lady we ever had in the US. She is at base, the most uninteresting person. She is supposed to be on "the Five" tomorrow. I hope they ask her uncomfortable questions but I bet it will mostly be softball bullshit questions. She sucks and is unintelligent, just greedy and an Epstein operative/prop, as it is how she met the Orange Asshole. I hope she remains stuck with him because those who marry for money should be required to earn it.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

She's not the worst. I'll take a boring grifter over Nancy fucking Reagan puppeting her mushbrained husband to ignore the AIDS crisis.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

I am going to do this, but I assume Amazon has a way of pushing its promoted content to the top.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

It's up to 11th place as of the writing of this comment.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If I were an Amazon exec I'd hope for this. The bribe has already done its work and if no one sees they film there will be fewer complaints and bad reviews written about it.

[–] mulcahey@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Kinda think "The #2 Amazon result is an erotic novel where she's a bat monster" is probably not a good look

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[–] Surp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Don't buy it don't download it. Give it zero time.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Melania film? You mean the Melania porn film? The Melania porn film I just made up? That Melania porn film? Sorry but I can't really discuss the nonexistent Melania porn film at this time.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Melania was doing lesbian porn in 1996. Stormy Daniels was a stripper in 1996 and started doing porn six years later.

We have every reason to believe that there is a Stormy Daniels/Melania Trump movie out there somewhere.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God dammit I can't even make up wild enough lies to miss the insane truth.

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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 15 points 2 days ago

I'm doing my part!

[–] bestbry@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can see it but can’t buy in Brazil :(

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[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Getting an Amazon account?

No, thank you

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

is there a oooooo i just saw forbidden loveseat

is there a chuck tingle we could boost too?

edit: excuse me Two time Hugo Finalist and Goodreads nominee Dr. Chuck Tingle.

if you are Mssr. Boehninger, this is the best strategy to sell books i tell you hwhat

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

LOVE getting new books. Thanks.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'm sure like 2 people were planning to watch it

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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"Melania d" gives zero search suggestions so it seems like they've already quashed this

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 10 points 2 days ago

For search rankings, you would have to Google it and then click on the right link

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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