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[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 165 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Ruined opportunity.

"Salutaions madam, it would be most resplendant to receive photographs of your nude visage"

[–] sanosuke001@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tbh I was thinking the same thing. She should continue this and find someone worthy of her!

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want to see someone try this, get some steamy ankle pics in reply, and then hit it off since they're on the same (ridiculous) wavelength.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like great fun, indeed. Almost wholesome, even

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Something something bosom.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You say that, then ask for normal selfies of their face?

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The best nudes include the face

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the best faces include the nude

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Veil, hijab, mask, furry head, paper bag etc. still hot, maybe even hotter, depending on taste

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Never said any of those things werent hot

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Mostly used for face, technically includes entire figure

the face, countenance, or appearance of a person or sometimes an animal

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/visage

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My, she appears to be tumescent with anticipation.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Type shit fr fr