Headphones

You don’t, you hide it like a drug addiction. Deception. Lies. Smoke and mirrors. Blackmail.

Don’t display them. If you buy pairs that look similar they’ll rarely notice. If a romantic partner questions where the money is going, say you have a sick relative that used to work for Sennheiser or Focal you’re giving money for surgeries and medication to that repays you in headphones. If someone finds out your secret, silence them by obtaining damning evidence of their own unsavory conduct and threaten to expose them if they tell anyone you’ve purchased 120 pairs of headphones in the last six months.