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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah I've seen a number of people recently deceased and I can't remember one having voided their bowels. This includes after I violently compressed their chest for like 15 minutes over and over to the tune of a hit '70s song.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 4 days ago

It's not so bad. There are several new songs that are easy to remember to 100 beats per minute.