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Anon joins the army (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 1 day ago

I didn't realize you could get out of the army without your wife knowing. Maybe that's why it was gf at the beginning and suddenly switched at the end, so you don't realize the incongruity.