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Anon looks back (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 101 points 5 months ago (3 children)

One time when I was in my early teens, I was teasing my sister and her friend and that friend suddenly lunged at me and bit me on the arm, hard. I had tooth marks and a funny feeling for the next few hours - a girl had touched me, with her mouth!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 105 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Did it affect your taste in women?

[–] Wicked@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I remember seeing a woman like this in a mall when i was 8 and ever since then my type has been her. (EDIT: i suck at spelling)

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 55 points 5 months ago

No no, the woman tasted him

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 66 points 5 months ago

That's basically 3rd base for praying mantis's

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You missed your shot man

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seriously though, even as an adult I don't know if I did or not. Why did she do that?

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

If a woman bites you again, she owns you now