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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

I’d rather watch 48 types of sliding than three types of jumping and twenty types of running.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

And the dozens of ball sports.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You forgot 18 kinds of swimming

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 1 day ago

Isn't swimming just... you know, a kind of running ?

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago

It's just running and swimming with every distance between 100m and 1 lap around the Earth

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I actually prefer the winter ones too, they are more fun.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 8 points 2 days ago

Youre totally missing out on the fancy horse dancing

Actually id rather see that on ice also

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget a dozen types of throwing!

And maybe a couple types of lifting?

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

think I would classify all kinds of throwing under lifting

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is lifting if not making things run?

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn. Is everything some kind of running ?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Chess is not running.