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[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 60 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If your grandmother had wheels, she would be a bicycle.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 28 points 5 months ago

not this argument again.

how the fuck do you know she won't be a motorcycle? Do you need a motor thats not your heart? Why doesn't she become a tire demon or a stool with wheels for sests?

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If your mother had wheels, she'd be the city bus in Beijing.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago

Your mum's areolas look like mouldy soup.

[–] Mordred_85@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Also: if I had three balls I’d be a pinball