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[–] melfie@lemy.lol 26 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Must’ve gotten a faulty CPU that produces heat when it runs.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

... as opposed to those ones that consume heat from the environment when they run.

[–] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I asked chatgpt to put my CPU into heat consuming mode and it then suggested I mine BTC to equal out the thermodynamics. I'm still trying to figure out where the BTC is, but it's nice to go green