Context: after eating a death cap (Amanita phalloides), you'd notice a few of the symptoms at first, but these usually resolve after a day or two. After this, you'll enter a latent phase where you feel fine, but your liver and kidneys slowly start to fail. By the time you notice, it's usually already too late.
Allright if you're gonna be like that just give me the damn mushroom.
Don't do it! It's a trap!
Don't you know mushrooms are mostly made out of water!?
I fucking knew they were in cahoots!
Fucking dicks.