this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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What's next, some kind of psychological profile based on the bumps and grooves of my skull?
Godamn will y'all stop writing their next steps out for them to create the newest dystopian hellhole update
I see that your profile indicates some reservations about synergizing with the Torment Nexus but have you considered the value it brings to the shareholders?
Must collect .00000001% more dollars per unit, it's only billions of lives after all
Urge to maximize paperclips rising...
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What's next is that they are going to guilt you in to accepting it because it's "to save kids from pedophiles and if you don't fork over your ID, you're either helping pedophiles or you are a pedophile yourself."
And it's going to work. You're going to go along with it.
Reddit implemented this for brits months ago and there has been no mass exodus. They all forked over their IDs to save the kids. They're probably all stuck on Discord too assuming everyone who's leaving is a pedophile. Once KOSA and EARN IT pass here in the US, we also will go along with it, to stop the pedophiles.
"Won't somebody think of the children?"