betterdeadthanreddit

...the St. Peter part is made up...

Which stands in stark lack of contrast with the rest of the bible.

I see what you're saying, Star Trek just has too many redeeming qualities that could have made Scientology cool if they'd become StarTrekology instead.

Star Trek

... if you bought your Star Trek from a version of Wish that was also bought from Wish. Knock-offs all the way down.

His application to join the ATF is looking pretty strong though.

Must be cold, give it a blanket.

The issue was not that he was eating it, it was how he was eating it.

We are still ascending on the roller coaster of bullshit and the drop is going to suck.

I think you're safe, you're obviously not a banana.

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

My foresight readies me for melee.

"Ha ha, those guys, they like to play. I will log this interaction under the category 'humor'."

Staff it with rich fucks looking for relevence deep in that Musky sphincter and change it to "Department of Getting Eaten". Efficiency accomplished.