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Sorry, can't do scarves. (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In software as long as its not rushed you can quote something, fix it in 10 minutes and deliver it the next day and people will be amazed you finished it in under a day.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Underpromise and overdeliver.

I was a Webmaster 15 years ago. I learned very quickly not to say how long anything takes.

Qoute 3~5 times the wrench time. Then report when you like.