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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I hope it doesn't require a subscription or internet access

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The old version didn't and some retailers still sell that.
We have found customers prefer the experience with the app! It is just the the experience without the app, but more modern. iOS only for now, but an Android version is expected soon!

[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't decide if I want to upvote for causing the visceral reaction to this comment, or down vote for the same.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve been experiencing this dilemma a lot lately and I think we need a word for it.

Its not original but "appnauseum" comes to mind...

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago
[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

ios version for the steel cube experience requires liquid glass

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 7 points 1 day ago

too bad. Mandatory Internet connection to enable the ai enhancement features, and as a bonus uses built in Infrared sensors to upload your walking habits straight to Palantir. Updates are 2gb each because what the hell are patches or deltas. Uses 24w on idle for some reason. Includes agentic ai!