So, how much does it cost?
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It's 80 quid, innit?
Always about 30% more than you're expecting.
Hmmm tungsten. I learnt fro Scrooge McDuck that tungsten has a remarkable value per weight, no joke, and i am paying attention.
In 2018, assuming the side length is around 170cm this would be about 19.25 tons/m³ × 5m³ × $30000/ton = $2,887,500
Also this would mean that the studio floor is carrying ~100 tons on that spot the cube occupied, pretty strong.
Best I can do is $30
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The app for this thing sucks tho
I honestly don't know which is more real: The mere existence of an app for an inert hunk of metal, or the fact that it's a miserable user experience?
It will be unsupported in 6 months too.
Damn, they're gonna brick my block just like that?
Don’t brick my brick bro
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To save you doing the conversion, that's 36.3kg.
What is that? Like 100 Budweiser's?
Works out to about .56 Taylor Swifts.
Thanks, now could you convert that to American Standard lbs? /s
That’s about the weight of four, 20 lb bags of 9mm ammo
Whic is heavier than four, 20 lb bags of feathers. Because steel is heavier than feathers.
Ah! Finally a metric I can understand!
Wait I can't count that high can we visualize it with how many schools you can shoot up with those?
What about stones?
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I hope it doesn't require a subscription or internet access
too bad. Mandatory Internet connection to enable the ai enhancement features, and as a bonus uses built in Infrared sensors to upload your walking habits straight to Palantir. Updates are 2gb each because what the hell are patches or deltas. Uses 24w on idle for some reason. Includes agentic ai!
The old version didn't and some retailers still sell that.
We have found customers prefer the experience with the app! It is just the the experience without the app, but more modern. iOS only for now, but an Android version is expected soon!
I can't decide if I want to upvote for causing the visceral reaction to this comment, or down vote for the same.
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What? No AI?!
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Hmm.... something about it, that's uh-...
80 pound only? At that size? What, is it filled with sand?
Ever seen the inside of an Aero bar?
Probably cheaper than solid steel, enshittification strikes again
Deceptive marketing. The 80 lb model is the budget model, but the picture shows the much fancier 300 lb model.
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That's how I feel about airfryers when I already have a perfectly good convection oven.
Airfryers are just much faster to deal with smaller things. Less air to heat up before it reaches the desired temp.
Sometimes I use my oven for one thing and my air fryer for another thing at the same time.
That's perverse! 😳
You haven't seen Two Ovens One Cook?
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Cool! Does it have AI? Also I want it to connect to a phone app, do not bring me an actual program, or a website (I don't understand what's a "browser", is it Google?), bring me an app! I'm fine with a subscription model, or if the cube starts leaking ooze onto the counter without it. It's also fine if the cube is expected to leak ooze two years from now, because some server thingamajig is gone.
/s obviously.
Steel?
When is someone gonna innovate, and develop the tech to do this with TUNGSTEN?
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Can I get it in red?
Yes, but if you have other red appliances, the shade of red won't match.
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