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I was trying to walk like an Egyptian and hurt my back.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Now I have to go see a Cairo-practor

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Those guys aren't even doctors. They're one step shy of a pyramid scheme.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

If they’re not doctors, then why do they check my sphinxter every time I come in?

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They kill and paralyze a suspiciously high amount of people. If someone has actual problems, they should go to a physical therapist. Both are expensive, but one actually knows what they're doing.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've tried so many times to tell my dad and mummy this, but you know what they say about denial...

They still insist on going to the chiropractor.

[–] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

This comment section is all out of alignment!