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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Use with caution.

Back in the day, I used this multiple times. It was all good fun at first, but after a few dozen times, something went wrong involving a black hole and the destruction of the universe. And what's worse, after I rebooted the universe, I still had issues. Harambe got killed and then humanity was shunted to the bad timeline. Still looking for a fix.

Just FYI, don't double your RAM too many times in a row without taking into account the mass-energy content of all that RAM.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You heard it here first folks, straight from the horses mouth: it's all this guys fault the world sucks.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry, I just wanted more RAM.

You know who else wanted more RAM? Harambe. I hope you're fucking happy now

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

... Reed, is that you?