this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

A paragraph and a half in, and my brain urinated on itself. I saw words, but few of them made sense. Not to say the greentext wasn't good. I'm just an old Gen X, unfamiliar with the way the kids talk these days.

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

Bro I have to thank you for making me laugh irl, a brain urinating on itself. I nearly spat out my drink

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 40 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's about a Nintendo called Elden Ring.

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Ohh is that on the Microsoft Nintendo or the Sony Nintendo?

[–] Zos_Kia@jlai.lu 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I believe it's the one that you plug in the telly

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Are you some kind of tech-whizz?

[–] Zos_Kia@jlai.lu 3 points 3 hours ago

I am, thanks for noticing ! Even have the little pointy hat and all

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

How would I know? My grandkids play on that damn thing!

[–] teolan@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's about how some video games do this thing where the lore is barely explained in cryptic sentences by the few characters, and basically you need an online wiki to understand anything about the story of the game.

The games most gilty of this are the fark souls franchise. Good games, but I hate this kind of lore.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago

Great for ludonarrative harmony, but absolute ass for being an adult with responsibilities and understanding what's going on

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago

Same but Gen Y