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[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 159 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or... guys, help me here.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 79 points 5 days ago (2 children)

X should not be on the list to target!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Please not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are we bidding on this offer? How we doing this?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

The death prediction market!

[–] Fnaargh@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

X marks the spot!

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

But which ones, there are so many. They need to know exactly which ones to avoid!

[–] yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Not OpenAI, please! Do not attack the servers! Save the ram first!