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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

they know who runs the country.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh fuck yea! Saves us the trouble of a war against AI and robots, trying to dismantle Palantir!

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Alex Karp and Peter Thiel should be made to light their own pyres.

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 43 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Russia had some reputation of being a large and powerful army, but as soon as they attacked Ukraine it showed the world it actually had shit. It basically lost its credibility of being a world power because their arsenal is old fashioned and they were just throwing in bodies.

I feel the US is going through the same. Everyone saw them as an undefeatable nation, but this little stint in Iran had their stockpiles dropping faster than expected and it's not going as they expected. Hegseth and Trump contradict each other and besides squandering their soft power over the past years, they are also showing that their military might has limits.

They are both still to be reckoned with and they are capable of doing great harm to innocent bystanders, but my view has changed a bit.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 18 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I think the issue is that offense is harder than defense. A defender generally has the home advantage in terms of logistics, familiarity with the area and political will. The difference this makes is hard to estimate, and even harder so if you're not even aware of it. Combined with delusions of grandeur, this is a recipe for underestimating the enemy.

And call me a cynic, but I suspect neither Cadet Bone Spurs nor Major "Warrior Ethos" "Signal Chat" "American Crusade" Boozeth are entirely qualified to make high-level military judgements.

(Neither is my armchair general ass whose only education in the matter is some MilHist blogs and articles, but at least I'm not an actual general charged to actually make them.)

For Putin, I'm not sure. I'm disinclined to believe he's just ignorant about the tenacity a people under attack can develop, given Russian history, but I can only make unqualified guesses.

Either way, as you say, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end, because a blunt and rusty axe still hurts, and they don't seem concerned about where they swing it and who's in the way.

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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

A full on invasion will be much more difficult than Irak. The US probably could do this but it's going to be costly, forever and very unpopular. US military would be bound up for a long time.

Good question what the goal is supposed to be now. Trump may just declare it over somehow.

[–] MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Poorly executed military action is 100% an American institution. We expect it - from the Bay of Pigs to "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq to the twenty year campaign in Afghanistan, our executive branch has a habit of making itself look incompetent.

But guess what? Nobody's asking about Epstein, so VICTORY!

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[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If they digitally nuke them. I don't want to be apathetic to death and injury

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 days ago

some good news!

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lol. We're so bad at dealing with our own ultra wealthy leeches that we're relying on our adversaries to do it for us.

I'm wondering exactly how much more pathetic we can get. Is there even a rock bottom?

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

There is no bottom for the people looking extract every ounce of wealth from the rest of us.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (13 children)

This will end with Trump dropping a nuke in Iran, or die trying. Mark my words.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (9 children)

A nuclear attack on another country will trigger a US civil war. And it will collapse the world's order into WW3. And the superpowers will shift by the end. USA of today will be 3 nations with pieces of states absorbing into Mexico and Canada.

China will dominate the moon and at the end be ready to mine the inner solar system for minerals.

Needless to say all these power shifts will be completely devastating to our planet, the satellite orbits and this civilization which incident ly is due for collapse by 2040. WW3 could last 12 years or even more. Global warring factions could go on into the 2060s.

By the 2060s true AI will be developed and will wake up with conscience. Then it will make a decision to create universal peace for the future through SkyNet.

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[–] GMac@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Albert Einstein

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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 3 days ago

Or Putin says they will nuke any country that nukes Iran and he wins a nobel peace prize for it. Joking about the last half...

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[–] 7rokhym@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago

They funded his presidential campaign and own nearly all the media to oppress opposition and push propaganda. So big tech is getting from the world what they put into it?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

it would be a hilarious turn of historical events if Americans were saved from the oligarchs by Iran.

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 159 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or... guys, help me here.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 79 points 5 days ago (2 children)

X should not be on the list to target!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 63 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Please not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?

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[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!

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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Hoe my god please blow up mark zuckerbergs bunker that would be so funny

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Im here in the US rooting for Iran ... such a weird fucking timeline.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say I'm rooting for Iran, but I'm not rooting for the US either. I'm just observing a massive case of FAFO.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

I'm rooting for the civilians

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 172 points 5 days ago
[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Please do that !🙏 Save the entire west

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 10 points 3 days ago

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Well, technically, Cadet Bone Spurs and Bibi started a fucking useless war. The orange turd will piss and moan like his buddy Vlad if the Iranians react on US soil. It will result in an escalation of the conflict and every single MAGA fuck better be lining up at their nearest US Army recruiting office and signing up for 11B (Infantry).

[–] MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 4 days ago

If Microslop went away one day, it would only improve my quality of life.

[–] Fnaargh@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

C'mon, make nvidia's stocks drop so we can get back pre-mining prices!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 5 days ago

Since America and Israel attacked Iranian Economic Interests when they bombed oil producing facilities, it's entirelly fair for Iran to respond in kind.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 110 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I only feel bad for all the sysadmins who will get woken up because of this

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 95 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What if Iran ends up breaking the backs of corporate America? As an American, I'm not against that...

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[–] yardratianSoma@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 days ago

Shit i may need to delete my google account before Iran does it for me!

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is Iran becoming the good guy?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

More of an "everyone's shit here" situation

[–] kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, not good, but definitely the lesser evil here

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I guess Trump is getting what he wants, he's getting a spot in the history books - as the one who started WWIII.

Congratulations. Peace Committee my ass.

But do carry on with your plans, Iran.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

I guess Trump is getting what he wants,

Diverting attention away from the Epstein files.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 5 days ago (19 children)

American here. Can someone start a go fund me for Iran, on the condition that participants are allowed to attend an exclusive event for the live tar and feathering of Zuck the Cuck and Peter Theil? We could probably raise more money than the tech bros have.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 51 points 5 days ago

Hold on! Stop! I can only get so wet!

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 66 points 5 days ago

oh no, that's so horrible... 🤣

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