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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't imagine saying this to normies at my work. They'd look at me like I had 3 eyes.

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well to be fair, you might be the only one using your third eye.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE