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[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

First graders are about 50 lbs. Pre-K and Kindergarteners would work better for this. Too much weight and you're going to lose power on the swing.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

50 lbs on average. Just find one the right size and weight like picking out a bat before stepping up to the plate.

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 7 points 5 days ago

Pick up one in each hand and spam Whirlwind for the AoE damage.

[–] new_world_odor@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah but you also have to consider the psychological damage.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

Greater momentum due to the weight means every hit will make a domino effect on the other attacking 1st graders